Hell Hath No Furry...

And at last, I am posting a fic! Not the first SPN fic I ever wrote (and I originally planned to go chronologically) but this is for the best friend and writing partner ever, lavinialavender 's birthday. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPPY BIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAAY!!! Yes, posted late, but I gave it to her on time, drattit! :)

Title: Hell Hath No Furry...
Characters/Pairing: Dean, Sam, Castiel
Warnings:cuteness!
Rating: PG
Word count: 3040
Spoilers: this takes place sometime in the middle of season 5. I don't have a specific spot. Be warned!
Summary: Sam and Dean are changed into the cutest kittens in creation. Cas puts them in his pockets and crap goes down.
Author notes: This is in response to mimblexwimble 's prompt ("Sam and Dean have turned into the cutest kittens in all of creation. Castiel keeps them in his trenchcoat pockets.") in dante_s_hell 's comment fic meme. Great thanks also go to lavinialavender for being my beta. She made sure that my grammar didn't suck and that my messed up tenses could relax.

So, here it is ( Hell Hath No Furry... )

And, every story, at least for SPN has a wealth of tiny details that whether or not I want to get them %100 accurate, I want to at least try. And, I go through dozens of random thoughts, and thoroughly enjoy building inside jokes so “inside” that they are practically outside again. This little section is to share all of this, so you can see my (frightening) thought process and learn some random knowledge to impress your friends at the next SPN after-party.

And so, my footnotes (that are not actually noted in the story, sorry) are THUS: ( footnotes of happiness )

Final note: I do not own SPN, nor gain money from this, or anything but happiness and writing practice. And I am not actually that familiar with kitten development. Any errors in the cat behavior herein contained can be explained either by 1) magic or 2) my ignorance. That, I did not fact-check. Enjoy!

A new development! I have written a timestamp (When an Angels Needs Cat Chow)  here. 

Basic Chores Bring Unexpected Benefits

 Laundry is a glorious thing. Quite aside from clean clothes, I found my first page for my Deanna-has-cysts story today. It has been, quite logically, in my slightly dirty clothes bag ever since I finished my senior sem paper. I had been wondering where it went, and now it makes complete sense. *sticks tongue out*

Which discovery motivated me to try posting NEW things, doing the whole chronological-order dance. So that means Deanna.

The Deanna universe is girl!Dean fic inspired (of course, what else in SPN is not, for me?) by conversations with lavinialavender about the emotional, spiritual and cultural issues that would be created if Dean (yes, the manly, kick-ass, smart-mouthed, sexually active Dean that we know and love) had been born a girl. What are the influences that would have allowed or forced her (Deanna) to be the person that Dean is. lavinialavender and I are continuing to share the world, bouncing suggestions of each other and trying to keep our facts existing in the same plane. And, of course, I shamelessly use her vast knowledge of SPN trivia and detail to keep my stories accurate to the spirit and practice of Dean in the show.

So, here are my three finished Deanna fics, in the order in which I wrote them.

Titles: Haircut, Deanna is Eight, Hustling
Disclaimer: We own nothing of SPN.
Characters/Pairings: Sam, girl!Dean, a little bit of John
Genre: gen, genderswitch
Rating: G - PG-13
Word count: 2,188
Warnings: gender issues; very light hints of impending child abuse, may be triggery; blood and violence, language
Spoilers: none (preseries)
Summary: Deanna at eleven, eight, and twenty-two.
Author notes: lavinialavender is not only the best beta ever, but she also lets me steal her coding so that I can quickly and efficiently post things she has already been nice enough to post in my pre-LiveJournal past. Without her, not only would the grammar be bad (believe me, I posted an old, pre-beta version first, and the grammar had series flaws) but the stories probably wouldn't have gotten here intact at all. I also stole her warning info, with minor alterations.

( Haircut )

( Deanna is eight )

( Hustling )

On a side note, I've had a quart of coffee today. I'm not hyper, so-zactly, but I may never sleep again.

The little things in life bring joy

 Yup, I'm out of order already. But these two things are short, and thus, I desire to post them NOW so I can tackle posting larger things with more italics (alas! the italics). Both are SPN genfic.

The first is a haiku. The title (which contains all the SPOILER info you should need) is "What Dean Said to the Demon (In a Hypothetical Situation, Season 3)."  

( What Dean Said to the Demon )

 

The next was inspired by de_nugis 's prompt ("Sam's puppy-dog eyes turn out to be his next power") at ratherastory 's crack-fic meme. I've always rather thought that Sam's puppy-dog eyes were a power that he just never noticed, and thankfully did not use for evil. This fic probably won't be posted at the meme because it's not cheery.

Title: Puppy-Dog Eyes
Characters: just Sam :(
Rating: PG-13 for violence and language
Word count:150
Spoilers: takes place between S3 and S4
Summary: Sam asks nicely.
Author notes: for once lavinialavender has not intensively edited this piece,but hopefully, because it is so short, I will be able to manage it myself.

( Puppy-Dog Eyes )

lavinialavender and I were just going through lists of SPN fic we want to write, and it made me both saddened by how far my thoughts outreach my accomplishments, and ambitious to change that.

Once upon a time I had grand plans...

But somehow along the way, those grand plans degenerated into downloading the S5 finale. And then watching the S5 finale. And then getting angry and weepy all over again.

And so I'm back here posting my episode reactions, which contain lots of swearing (comparatively), vague but important SPOILERS for I Am the Messenger by Markus Zusak, and, obviously SPOILERS for the Supernatural season 5 finale "Swan Song". These were originally shared with lavinialavender . And when i say, originally, I mean, about five minutes ago.
( Why I Hate Kripke Sometimes )

And, to make me feel better about life, I am also posting the last of my completely finished but unposted (by me) Supernatural fics. Again, lavinialavender has already posted this one for me (and beta'd it) , and I have stolen her coding. It's been slightly altered from what it was before, because, hey, I just watched the episode, and noticed a few details that I didn't quite get right. Writing this made me feel better about the episode the first time, and I really like it as well. Ah, Sam, you're so fun to write...

Title: Blood Rush
Disclaimer: I own nothing of SPN.
Characters: Sam
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1,509
Warnings: drug addiction rumination
Spoilers: through 5x22
Summary: Sam drinks demon blood in "Swan Song"

( Blood Rush= )

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Side note, I learned tonight that I can chug a liter of water without stomach damage. This is what happens when I am alone in the house for just under a week: I begin to experiment.