I like your puns! I shall lend you a hand with them. I'll be your handy-man. Although, we must be careful not to repeat ourselves - we don't want to use second-hand puns!
I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Because they're essentially 'armless, puns are really handy weapons in the war against sadness, but the armoury is running short. They cost an arm and a leg, you see, and people keep handing them out for free. We might lose the war against sadness! Perhaps we should call for an armistice.
Oh dear. It's two in the morning where I am, and with all these puns, you won't let me go to sleep! I demand you unhand me at once.
Jeeks, these are getting pretty desperate now. Stop with the arm puns, stop with the arm puns. No more arm puns. Go to bed and stop with the arm puns.
Though this armchair is quite comfy. I might need a hand up.
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Date: 2011-04-03 01:11 am (UTC)I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Because they're essentially 'armless, puns are really handy weapons in the war against sadness, but the armoury is running short. They cost an arm and a leg, you see, and people keep handing them out for free. We might lose the war against sadness! Perhaps we should call for an armistice.
Oh dear. It's two in the morning where I am, and with all these puns, you won't let me go to sleep! I demand you unhand me at once.
Jeeks, these are getting pretty desperate now. Stop with the arm puns, stop with the arm puns. No more arm puns. Go to bed and stop with the arm puns.
Though this armchair is quite comfy. I might need a hand up.
ARGH!!